Friday, April 1, 2011

Mommy Q and A



Max: Mommy, pano naging bad ang finger? Ano ba ang ginawa niya para maging bad siya?
Mommy: nagturo kasi (sabay irap para wala nang tanong ulit)

Ayesha: Mommy, sabi ni teacher talkative daw ako. Mana ako sa iyo?
Mommy: Excuse me!

Rad: Mommy, alam mo bang mag-multiply and divide ng mixed fractions?
Mommy: (natigilan) Mixed fractions ba kamo? Ask Aya.

Ima: Mommy, Can I go to SM to watch a movie with my friends
Mommy: No
Ima: Why?
Mommy: Because I said so and because you're just in fifth grade

Ima: Mommy, nagme-mate ba kayo ni Aya?
Mommy: EXCUSE ME! (ano kami, aso?)